Post by Corvus Hnott on Jan 7, 2015 16:51:39 GMT
It began with a screech, the starry eyes of the couple below morphed into horror as fingers curled into hair and messed into the gel that has been dumped upon them. A bucket - someone had tossed a bucket onto them! The couple was perplexed, and though they saw no one up there on the roof, they knew someone was there! But, but the gel??? They paused in their panicked screams as the woman shrieked out that she'd been drenched in lube. Someone had just poured a bunch of lube on them! From where Corvus hid behind the little wall of the adult shop's roof (which was on a popular road that many couples walked down, enjoying the sights and romantic dinners) all he could do was snicker and giggle - two of his goons with him as they began to fill water balloons with more lube, and another with cat urine.
Yes, you heard right. He was evil.
Even Corvus thought the cat urine was a... bit too much, especially in the quantity goon number two had gotten. Like, was it really necessary? How long had he been hoarding a bucket of cat wizz? Kind of disturbing, really. Corvus wouldn't deny him his moment of glory though. The couple stormed off after finding no way to get on the roof, probably to go file a complaint to the guards or police (what kind of security did this world even have?) - and so, Corvus rose back from his hiding place again with the water balloon of lube in his right hand. He was in clear visible sight, and a mother and her daughter was beginning to walk beneath him on the sidewalk. Moment of hesitation - did he really want to traumatize a little girl for life?
It only lasted a second before he released the water balloon with an obnoxious grin, ducking as he heard it splat.
Yes, you heard right. He was evil.
Even Corvus thought the cat urine was a... bit too much, especially in the quantity goon number two had gotten. Like, was it really necessary? How long had he been hoarding a bucket of cat wizz? Kind of disturbing, really. Corvus wouldn't deny him his moment of glory though. The couple stormed off after finding no way to get on the roof, probably to go file a complaint to the guards or police (what kind of security did this world even have?) - and so, Corvus rose back from his hiding place again with the water balloon of lube in his right hand. He was in clear visible sight, and a mother and her daughter was beginning to walk beneath him on the sidewalk. Moment of hesitation - did he really want to traumatize a little girl for life?
It only lasted a second before he released the water balloon with an obnoxious grin, ducking as he heard it splat.
